Sunday, May 25, 2014

Superhero Skill #314 - Cracking Yourself Up

Because I haven't posted in a while, and because people I love like my favorite Mom do not follow my Facebook feed... I offer you these words of wisdom here.

Highlights from my superhero civic duty of taking the Census:
1) Feeling very grateful for the big "little" things in life when being asked whether my residence has running water, a faucet, toilet, etc.
2) Feeling annoyed when "never married" is the last option in a list of "possible" relationship status choices. Isn't that the default? Don't a majority of us in fact start life "never married?"
3) Feeling conflicted when asked do I ever have difficulty dressing or bathing myself. Yes, usually Mondays.